I'm grumpy today.
And you'd think I'd be happy that I am not working.
But I'm bored.
And you'd think I'd be happy because my FBI background check came back.
But I'm not.
Because after 17 weeks of waiting, I received the same fingerprint card that I sent in. Only it was stamped 'No arrest record' on the back.
17 weeks for that?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.