Sunday, September 16, 2007
Did I hear you say you wanted to hear about me talk about toilets!??
Well, that's kinda gross, but since you requested...
First, this is my toilet.
What's that you ask? Oh, Yes! That IS a faucet on top!
And you noticed there's no knob to turn the faucet on?
Well, silly, that's because when you flush, the water automatically comes up from the tank and through the faucet.
Where's the soap? Well, there isn't a spot for it. Which makes the idea of washing your hands right then and there a bit challenging, doesn't it now?
This is a public toilet.
No, silly, I'm not in the men's room!
This is what the woman's public toilet looks like!
What's that? You want to know how I use it??
AS IF! Ha! If I go to a restroom where there isn't a Western toilet, you better believe that I high-tail it out of there ASAP...
Any more questions?