I've just heard of a great contest for one and all. An offer that you just shouldn't refuse...
The contest name?
WHO IS GOING TO VISIT WENDY FIRST?
The winner of this contest will receive FREE* room and board within first-class accommodations** in a country of choice.*** The recipient will receive first class dining**** at local luxury restaurants and will also enjoy being shown fine sights***** and local customs and cultures.****** Chauffeured driver included, opportunities for adventure******* available as well. Translation (when possible) upon request.
To enter, simply go quickly to your nearest travel agent, and book a trip to Nagoya, Japan.
It's THAT easy...
* Free if you bring goodies like Twizzlers and Cheerios.
** Comfy futon in 2-bedroom apartment.
** If your choice is Japan.
**** Sushi or Indian, you pick.
***** Mmmmm, Starbucks.
****** Bowing until you have a headache.
******* Choose your own toilet (when available).