Like Borat, I love the US and A, but coming back was a bit of a shock. Although the initial 'whoa' has worn off, here are some little things that I'm still noticing about how my life is different now than it was two months ago...
In America, I:
can't give cheek kisses or hugs to people upon greeting. Most of them look shocked and sometimes squirm away (Marc Mattis!). Even my own family, sometimes, but I think they're getting used to it...
can't use abusive and inappropriate language in the workplace.
can't say 'black' when referring to an African-American.
can't wear frocks and leggings and skinny jeans without feeling a bit silly.
can't say 'Whatever, guys, I'm easy' without getting sniggers from people. That's a funny one (that I've come to start saying just to get sniggers from people).
couldn't seem to ever get a free drink and meal with every shift worked at Betts.
can't find a gay person hardly anywhere. Ok, that's only Iowa, actually...
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