My restaurant

IS NOT a gay bar. Is not.

When Mom called this week and said 'So, are you working at the gay bar tonight?' I knew I needed to clarify.

Mom, it's not a gay bar.

"I think that's what everyone thinks!' she said.

Mom. It's not a gay bar.

'Even Gary thinks so' (puts hand over the phone) 'Don't you, Gare?' (confirmation from the background) 'Yeah, Gary too.'

Garyls! It's not a gay bar!

SPQR is THE bar. It's THE MOST happening place in Ponsonby. I love working there.

But it's not a gay bar.

The poshest of posh hang out there. It's been a busy hot spot on Ponsonby road since it opened more than 12 years ago.

But it's not a gay bar.

Maybe Nay Nay DOES wave at firetrucks (and the public transportation buses) when they go by.

But it's not a gay bar.

Many of our male customers prefer pink.
Many of our male customers wear nicer clothes than most men.
MANY of our male customers wear nicer clothes than most women.

Many of our male customers prefer, well... nevermind...

But it's not a gay bar.

Any questions?